The Unsolved Mystery of the Unclaimed Stool (Not the Kind You Sit On)

The other night, a friend mentioned Disney World, and I said that I had visited as a child. I must have been about eight. “Someone pooped in our bathtub,” I said, slurping up some late night ramen. “That’s my most distinct memory.” My friend said they really didn’t want to hear the rest of the story, which was […]

Read More